Screaming is Self-Care Possum | Premium Card | Blank Inside

Girl, it’s been that kind of week, hasn’t it? 😩 We feel you. Sometimes the only thing left to do is scream into the void, and this card is here to let the world know that Screaming IS Self-Care! 🙌💥 Featuring your new spirit animal—a screaming possum—this card is perfect for those “I need a break, like yesterday” moments. Whether you're sending it to a friend who’s had a week or just need a laugh, this one’s got your back. 😜

Deets:

• Material: Super sturdy 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard, because we’re serious about your self-care vibes.
• Size: Small but fierce, 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)—the perfect size for dropping some truth bombs.
• Weight: Light enough to carry the weight of the world (0.39 oz, because you don’t need more to carry).
• Printing: Toner-based printing so the colors stay bold, like your mood after that 3rd coffee. ☕✨
• Envelope: Yup, it comes with one, because duh! Every scream deserves a proper send-off. 💌

This card’s got all the sass, humor, and that’s life vibes to get you through the toughest of days. Ready to scream together? 💥 Let’s do this!