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Fear Can Kiss My Rear | Vintage Comfy Cotton Tee

Fear Can Kiss My Rear | Vintage Comfy Cotton Tee

$21.99 USD
$21.99 USD
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Features & Description

🫏 A Pun Worth Turning Heads For – Whether folks are laughing at the joke or admiring the cheeky (literally) design, this tee is a certified conversation starter. Listen, fear’s been running its mouth for way too long, and it’s about time you gave it a proper send-off🫡🍑 This vintage-inspired tee serves up sass, humor, and just the right amount of attitude, all wrapped in ultra-soft cotton comfort.

Why You’ll Love It:

🌿 Ridiculously Soft – Made from 100% ring-spun, soft-washed cotton, this is the kind of tee you never want to take off.
💪 Durable & Dependable – Double-needle stitching and a relaxed fit make it perfect for everyday antics.
🌎 Ethically Sourced – Made with 100% US-grown cotton under the US Cotton Trust Protocol—because sustainability and comedy can coexist.
👕 Pre-Shrunk & Ready to Go – No surprises out of the wash. This tee holds its shape, just like your unshakable confidence.

How to Rock It:

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know that fear (and anyone trying to bring bad vibes) can bask in the glow of your backside while you strut away to better things! Pairs perfectly with denim, shorts, or that smug "I just delivered the best punchline" look.

✨ Original design only available at AromaGnome! ✨

đź”® Care Instructions:
Wash inside out with like colors in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang to keep the magic alive.

👉 Snag yours now and give fear the boot—right to the backside where it belongs! 🍑🚀

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Shipping Time Estimate

7-10 Days Shipping Time Estimate

At AromaGnome, we’re always hustling behind the scenes to make sure you get your magical goodies with the speed of Hermes (messenger of Zeus 🧚‍♀️) and at the best shipping rates we can conjure! ✨ We know how important it is to get your treasures quickly and affordably, so we’re constantly (LITERALLY CONSTANTLY) working with our shipping partners to make that happen while following eco-friendly & sustainable practices. Thank you for your patience as we work to sprinkle a little extra magic into your shipping experience!

For more info on AromaGnome's mission to support nature and our sustainability practices-check out our "Sustainable & Eco-Friendly" tab below or visit our FAQ's page 🌿

T-Shirt Base Information

Alright, Gnomies, all our t-shirt graphic designs are original creations...but we want to share some deets about the t-shirt base and it's fabric so you KNOW the type of comfortable quality coming your way!
First off—the fabric. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the Comfort Colors 1717 feels like a hug in t-shirt form. Seriously. It’s soft, breathable, and has that broken-in feel you love right from the first wear. Pair it with anything in your closet, and you’re set for the day. 🌞🧡

Now, the fit. It’s got that slightly oversized, relaxed style that you just can’t go wrong with. The garment-dyed finish adds a little extra something, giving you that perfectly vintage, lived-in vibe that gets better every time you wear it. Trust us, this tee will become your new wardrobe staple. 🌿🧢

Oh, and did we mention the eco-friendliness? 🌍 Comfort Colors keeps it sustainable, so you’re not just rocking a killer tee—you’re also doing your part for the planet. It’s a win-win, Gnomies! ♻️✨

Sustainable & Eco-Friendly

Gnomies, get ready to level up your wardrobe with the Comfort Colors 1717! 🌿✨ We’re all about creating high-quality, unique products that not only look amazing but make a positive impact—and this tee checks all the boxes. At AromaGnome, we’re big on sustainability, and Comfort Colors has our back with their ethical, eco-friendly production. These tees are crafted in a responsible way, ensuring you can feel good about your choice while staying effortlessly stylish. 🌍♻️

The Comfort Colors 1717 is made from 100% ring-spun cotton, giving you that buttery-soft, vintage vibe right from the first wear. Oh, and did we mention it’s garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in look?

For AromaGnome apparel, we use a Print-On-Demand (POD) model to keep things sustainable. That means each tee is made just for you—no waste, no overproduction, just pure magic! ✨ Sure, it might take a tad longer to be made than that generic t-shirt from a big, greedy corporation, but we think of it as giving yourself a moment to plan that epic outfit, knowing you're making a mindful, eco-friendly choice for our planet. 🌱 Thanks for being part of the AromaGnome Tribe and rocking sustainability with us!

Care & Washing Instructions

🧼 To keep your AromaGnome gear looking fresh and fabulous for many adventures to come, here’s the lowdown:
Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Oh, and a pro tip from the AromaGnome Tribe – flip that bad boy inside out before washing to protect the magic of the design. ✨ Skip the bleach, avoid ironing directly on the design, and let your garment shine like the gem it is! 💫

Return Policy

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